Wednesday, May 04, 2005
GINOBILIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!
Skip Bayless gives Manu props in his latest ESPN.com column.
# posted by Justin Goggles @ 5/04/2005 06:34:00 PM 
What's a Miami Heat fan to do stuck in Kansas City? The Kansas City Media knows the NBA like Michael Jackson knows relationships with grown women. That leaves me with the unfortunate task of serving as a voice of pro hoops reason here in the middle of nowhere....errrr.....America.
At the age of 2, I was cited by the Kansas City Police Department for public exposure. The senile neighbors didn't care much for me running around naked in the backyard and splashing around in our little plastic pool (Thank you Montgomery Ward). Rumor has it that the KCPD never discarded my file. If anyone can get their hands on it they would be awarded a hefty sum.