Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Where will Kobe land?
Who can afford Kobe's enormous thirst for money and non-consenting women?
Prediction: New York
Prediction: New York
# posted by Justin Goggles @ 5/30/2007 01:00:00 PM 
What's a Miami Heat fan to do stuck in Kansas City? The Kansas City Media knows the NBA like Michael Jackson knows relationships with grown women. That leaves me with the unfortunate task of serving as a voice of pro hoops reason here in the middle of nowhere....errrr.....America.
At the age of 2, I was cited by the Kansas City Police Department for public exposure. The senile neighbors didn't care much for me running around naked in the backyard and splashing around in our little plastic pool (Thank you Montgomery Ward). Rumor has it that the KCPD never discarded my file. If anyone can get their hands on it they would be awarded a hefty sum.